Okay, science types. I microwaved some leftover pizza that had been on the counter for a few hours.
When I took it out of the microwave, I found I had inadvertently microwaved a few ants, which were running around in terror.
Obviously I would never intentionally subject a living creature to such a horrible torture. But now I'm worried: will they go off and reproduce? WILL GIANT MUTANT ANTS TAKE OVER MY HOUSE in a few generations? How long is an ant generation?